america, land of the free and where EVERYONE is equal
except for
- gays
- blacks
- women
- muslims
- jews
- people who use the internet
- the lower and middle classes
god bless america

STARSHIPS WERE MEANT TO FLYYYYYYYYYYYY
I am a male.
I am a girl.
I am shorter than 5’4.
I think I’m ugly.
I’ve been told I’m ugly.
I have scars.
I tan easily.
I wish my hair was a different color.
I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color
I have a tattoo.
I want a tattoo.
I am self-conscious about my body.
I’ve been told I’m attractive by a complete stranger.
I have more than 2 piercings.
I have a piercing in a place other than my ears. (well had, had my lip pierced)
I have freckles.
I’ve sworn at my parents.
I’ve run away from home.
I’ve been kicked out of the house.
I have a sibling less than one year old.
I want to have kids someday.
I’m in school.
I’ve lost a child.
I have a job.
I’ve fallen asleep at work/school.
I almost always do/did my homework.
I’ve missed a week or more of school.
I failed more than 1 class last year.
I’ve stolen something from my job.
I’ve slipped out a “lol” in a spoken conversation.
Disney movies still make me cry.
I’ve peed from laughing.
I’ve snorted while laughing.
I’ve cried from laughing so hard.
I’ve glued my hand to something.
I’ve had my pants rip in public.
I was born with a disease/disorder
I’ve broken a bone.
I’ve gotten stitches/staples.
I’ve had my tonsils removed.
I’ve sat in a doctor’s office/emergency room with a friend.
I’ve had my wisdom teeth removed.
I had a serious surgery.
I’ve had chicken pox.
I’ve had measles.
I’ve driven over 200 miles in one day.
I’ve been on a plane.
I’ve been to Canada.
I’ve been to Mexico.
I’ve been to Niagara Falls.
I’ve been to Japan.
I’ve been to Africa.
I’ve been to Hawaii.
I’ve gotten lost in my city.
I’ve seen a shooting star.
I’ve wished on a shooting star
I’ve seen a meteor shower.
I’ve pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
I’ve kicked a guy where it hurts.
I’ve been to a casino.
I’ve been skydiving.
I’ve gone skinny dipping.
I’ve played spin the bottle.
I’ve drunk a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
I’ve crashed a car.
I’ve been skiing.
I’ve been in a play.
I’ve met someone in person from Facebook.
I’ve caught a snowflake on my tongue.
I’ve seen the Northern lights.
I’ve sat on a roof top at night.
I’ve played chicken.
I’ve played a prank on someone.
I’ve ridden in a taxi.
I’ve seen Rocky Horror Picture Show.
I’ve eaten sushi.
I’ve been snowboarding.
I’m single.
I’m in a “it’s complicated” relationship.
I’m in a relationship.
I’m engaged.
I’m married.
I’ve gone on a blind date.
I’ve been the dumped more than the dumper.
I miss someone right now.
I have a fear of abandonment.
I’ve gotten divorced.
I’ve had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back.
I’ve told someone I loved them when I didn’t.
I’ve told someone I didn’t love them when I did.
I’ve kept something from a past relationship.
I’ve had a crush on a teacher.
I’ve been kissed in the rain.
I’ve hugged a stranger.
I have kissed a stranger.
I’ve done something I promised someone else I wouldn’t.
I’ve done something I promised myself I wouldn’t.
I’ve snuck out of my house.
I have lied to my parents about where I am.
I am keeping a secret from the world.
I’ve cheated on a test.
I’ve run a red light.
I’ve been suspended from school.
I’ve witnessed a crime.
I’ve been in a fist fight.
I’ve been arrested.
I’ve passed out from drinking.
I have passed out drunk at least once in the past 6 months.
I’ve smoked.
I’ve smoked weed.
I’ve taken painkillers when I didn’t need them.
I’ve popped E.
I’ve eaten mushrooms.
I’ve inhaled Nitrous.
I’ve done hard drugs.
I have cough drops when I’m not sick.
I have been diagnosed with depression. (manic depression :D)
I have been diagnosed with one or more anxiety disorder.
I’ve taken an anti-depressant.
I have been anorexic or bulimic.
I’ve slept an entire day without needing to go pee.
I’ve hurt myself on purpose.
I’ve woken up crying.
I hate funerals.
I’ve seen someone dying.
Someone close to me has committed suicide.
I’ve attempted suicide.
I’ve written a eulogy for myself.
I own over 5 rap CDs. (lmao… technically they’re Kyle’s)
I own an iPod or MP3 Player.
I have an unhealthy obsession with anime/manga.
I own something from Hot Topic.
I own something from Pac Sun.
I collect comic books.
(Source: yougothisswag)
![fuckyeahretailrobin:
[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right. Top Text: “Can I get a discount on that?” Bottom Text: “Where the hell do you shop that gives you discounts for asking?”]
This gets old fast. I get customers all the time who ask if I can just give them my employee discount because “no one will know”. Gee, it’s not like upper management goes through the records whenever something suspicious happens, right? Like an employee using their discount while they’re not on break?
Yeah no. Pay your whole damn bill or get the fuck out of my store.](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzzyg71eRv1qm3qzeo1_400.jpg)
[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.
Top Text: “Can I get a discount on that?”
Bottom Text: “Where the hell do you shop that gives you discounts for asking?”]This gets old fast. I get customers all the time who ask if I can just give them my employee discount because “no one will know”. Gee, it’s not like upper management goes through the records whenever something suspicious happens, right? Like an employee using their discount while they’re not on break?
Yeah no. Pay your whole damn bill or get the fuck out of my store.
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[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.Top Text: I’d like to speak to your managerBottom Text: I am the manager bitch]](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly4ep2bcjy1qm3qzeo1_400.jpg)
[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.
Top Text: I’d like to speak to your manager
Bottom Text: I am the manager bitch]
That’s right, it’s a 38 foot wide human transmutation circle! Took four hours and two buckets of chalk, completed by me and my two buddies in my cul-de-sac. Covered in chalk and asphalt from head to toe, and neighbors may or may not think we are satan worshippers. Worth it? I think yes.
wow all that chalk must have
cost you
an arm
and
a
leg
i am doing this.
THAT FUCKING COMMENT AN ARM AND A LEG
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fuck, losing it at that comment
That comment though.
dat comment.
Remember when the witches got burned?
When we infected all of the Native Americans with our diseases they weren’t immune to?
Reblog if you’re a 1700’s kid
(Source: blue-rogue)


